OMG When Bart was showing Jaime that Creating...
bookworm-sillylife: But now it makes more sense! like saying that you don’t have to destroy the world, you can create something with your powers
Anonymous asked: quick what do you think about the riddler
charlamagnethagod: When people on Facebook say happy birthday to me unenthusiastically like “happy birthday” I get so offended do you know who I am
So are you guys ready for adventure time feels to...
mikespook: xekstrin: steampunkjesus: Hambo in Memory of a Memory: Hambo in I Remember You: Marcy got so hungry that she had to eat/drink Hambo’s red. No When Marcy eats the red in things, they turn white or grey. Hambo here looks like a very dirty red brown. But that makes it worse because no matter how hungry Marceline got, she never ate Hambo OH GLOB THIS CARTOON
toralei: most of the major adventure time characters are pretty tragic or at least have some complexity to them and then you have lsp
wecansexy: do you ever just stare into space and be like oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is
methlabrador: would the real slim shady please sit back down i am teaching a class
shinjaninja: Have you ever had your friend hit on you and you don’t know if they’re actually hitting on you or just joking with you and you’re like
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crimson-firecat: mikespook: fuckyeahashes: why is karkat always written as this abusive boyfriend he would be the kind of boyfriend to call at two in the morning to talk about feelings and cry He would just be REALLY LOUD AND ANGRY about it. “GOD DAMN IT, I’VE BEEN TRYING…
look at this fucking sheep maybe he is trying to do crunches
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nintendonut1: raf-simons-haunted-tongue-ring: lemme break this down Ryan, knowing Biden’s family died in a terrible car accident, brings up car accidents in their debate Romney, knowing Obama grew up in a single parent household, vilifies single parents in their debate vote, don’t…
donnacabonna: making a typo when you are arguing with someone
consulting-spooker: envyadams: searchyour-mind: envyadams: i think liking someone is worse than having no romantic prospects in your life at all because you get the happy feeling of liking a person combined with the terrible feeling of oh god they’ll never like me and you end up feeling like this that’s an emotion It’s beautiful but you can’t swim in it. this post just got taken to...
theplushfrog: cheesemonkey119: tin-pan-ali: jerkenglish: i just want dirk and jake to kiss they did tho i just want dirk and jake to kiss while dirk’s head is attatched to his body We are possibly the only fandom that has these sorts of problems…
theyellowbrickroad: people who find me attractive at all are rare i need to start capturing them in cages and not let them escape me
sakuraxisxevil: monkeywitch: myriadscareows: romney: obama is lying obama: romney is lying romney: obama is lying obama: romney is lying All debates in a nutshell. XD
deadmaid: sarahsprite: deadmaid: lvkesprite: what old joke are we going to bring back next NO
Romney: I want to get rid of Planned Parenthood
Obama: I want to keep Planned Parenthood and make contraception available for all women
Romney: THAT'S WHAT I SAID
happy-lollipop: I think we all need… an Adventure Time Movie a fucking movie about all the mushroom war and stuff… and nothing else i need it… in detail… rlly
kelsey-axil: Romney says a child will be most successful when they are raised in a two-parent home. The current President of the United States was raised by one parent.
pecul1ar: anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy ass people, then the world would be a better place
satancriss: oh so you straighten your hair but you dont want to gay your hair dont you you little homophobic bastard
coldeyesthatburn: Romney just got fact checked by the moderator
pelicaneggs: i am ∞% done
farahjoon: WHITE WOMEN make approx. 72 cents for every WHITE MALE DOLLAR WHITE WOMEN make approx. 72 cents for every WHITE MALE DOLLAR WHITE WOMEN make approx. 72 cents for every WHITE MALE DOLLAR WHITE WOMEN make approx. 72 cents for every WHITE MALE DOLLAR WHITE WOMEN make approx. 72 cents for every WHITE MALE DOLLAR
lesbooan: au where sollux is an undecided american voter